mankind is kept alive by bestial acts (waits)

"i'm not pregnant"

that's what i got as a text message on my cell phone a few days ago. believe me, the explanation isn't nearly as interesting as you might imagine, so i'll leave it up to your imaginations.

what a joyous message it could be for some people. for other people it means hours of arguments and assurances and paranoia-stroking and tears.

it also happens to be almost exactly the number of characters my cell phone displays in the list of text messages, all you can of see of one before you have to hit "view" to see more of the message. but there wasn't more to this one, oh no. it was enough.

girls, if you find this text message on you boyfriend/husband's phone or email subject, is there ANYTHING at all he can say that you'd believe?